Today I'm feeling a bit frumpy and grumpy! I had two different friends send me these WONDERFUL email funnies. I had to share. I love my friends I know girlfriends are God's gift to women to help us cope and smile. Thanks Kelly and Nicole!
How to correctly weigh yourself.
I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years.
We must get the word out.
Today is International Very Good Looking, Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the heck happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. (Unknown)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart! -Caryn Leschen-
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-
I am blessed to have GREAT friends. Thank you, Lord for girlfriends.
So that's all from this day in the life of mommysmart!