1. Rylan asked me how you eat the kind of eggs that don't have candy in them (hard boiled). I explained that you have to crack them and eat them. He asked if you crapped them on a bowl or on the floor or what.
2. Then he actually painted a hard boiled egg at his school today and brought it to me because it had a crack. I assumed that he was trying to crap it himself so I peeled the shell. At which time he fell to the floor in a complete meltdown screaming "YOU BROKE MY EGG!" I don't think that he gets it. Hmmm.....is it the student or the teacher with the communication problem?
3. The best for last....I was stuck in traffic on the interstate this afternoon. We were driving about 3 miles an hour at best and traveled about 5 miles in 45 min. I noticed that a very feeble old man had pulled to the shoulder and started walking around his car. As I got closer I rolled down my window to make sure he was ok. Suddenly that feeble old goat unzipped and started relieving himself right there on the interstate amongst a million vehicles with no where to go. I had a hard time rolling up that window before anyone thought that I was looking. Poor old thing, I guess your blatter is the first to go.
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Between this & your last post you have me laughing hysterically!!! Do you ever stare at your kids when they throw terrible tantrums like you don't know who they are? Do you ever laugh at them when they do that? Sometimes it's just so shocking when one of my kids acts like that, all I think to do is laugh. (Sometimes it stops the meltdown, sometimes not.) Anyway, I laughed when you said Rylan "fell to the floor" and screamed "YOU BROKE MY EGG!" ... Sorry for laughing.
I can't believe that man just relieved himself right there for all to see!! Yuck.
Thanks for the laughs, Monica!!
Very funny----kids are truly the best comedians in the world. When I was pregnant with my second, my three year old kept wanting to know where he was going to "peck" his way out. He'd seen too many nature shows about bird hatching I guess. Anyway he really thought his little brother would just peck a hole in the side of my stomach and out he'd come.
Peace
nevz
Too funny ... Kids are great comedians. The old dude needed someone to crap on him!
Happy Easter!
Happy Easter everyone!
-NB
Monica,
Have you ever seen this?:
www.theinterviewwithgod.com
You should check it out. It's very inspirational!
-NB
Hippy hop, hippity hop.
Will the Easter Bunny stop?
Will he leave a treat behind,
An Easter basket for me to find?
I'll look over here,
I'll look over there,
I'll look behind things,
I'll look everywhere
I'll look until I find my treat,
And then I'll sit right down and eat.
Happy Easter!
Hey Mon,
Good to see you and the family for the 1/2 a second that I did. You guys are a beautiful family!!
Surely the old guy just felt desperate. I can only imagine him sitting in his car knowing his choices included messing up his seat or going infront of everyone. He probably thought it better for a few people he would never see again to have something to blog than to have to sit in it for the rest of the traffic jam.
Kathy
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