Things that you can't believe that you actually had to say to your children!
1. Son, don't sit on your sisters head!
2. Don't look under the stall, other people are in there using the restroom.
3. Please don't ask Mr. Dan why his belly is so fat.
4. Don't check to see if you wiped good, with your fingers.
5. Please tell you sister that you are sorry that you drew "R's" all over her homework.
6. We don't stick pens, pencils, or forks in our ears or nose!
7. Please stop eating that candy from the ground, I know that it is yummy, but it is dirty.
8. You have to stop licking my face!
9. If you break off your power rangers legs they won't be able to walk. Oh, I forgot that Daddy tapes them back on. Ok, whatever makes you happy.
10. Who told you that you could do that? Oh, Jesus, well......Ok, then.
If you are a parent, I know that you have at least one of these. Let us hear it!